Featuring two laid-back turtles and a cheeky slogan, the “How About a Slow Poke” T-shirt is perfect for Delaware locals who appreciate a little slow-lane humor. Inspired by backroad drives, beach traffic, and our famously chill coastal pace, this tee brings laughs and local charm wherever you go.
Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of sassy—because around here, we like to keep things slow and steady.
