For the locals who really know the 302, this shirt says what we’re all thinking—with a slow-moving turtle to drive the point home. The “Delaware Sucks, Don’t Move Here” tee is a hilarious nod to our love for small-town life, backroads, and keeping Delaware exactly how we like it: quiet, chill, and ours.
Comfy, clever, and packed with local sarcasm—this one’s for the insiders only.
Slow like the turtle. Salty like the locals. 100% Delaware.
