Children Listen to Nothing

Because let’s be honest — sometimes the holidays sound more like chaos than carols. This cozy red crewneck brings the humor home with a playful twist on the classic Christmas lyric, “Where the tree tops glisten and children listen… to nothing.” Designed for parents who love the season but keep it real, this sweatshirt mixes festive charm with everyday truth. Made for those cozy nights wrapping gifts, chasing kids, and sipping cocoa (or maybe something stronger), it’s the perfect mix of holiday spirit and pure relatability.

Where the tree tops glisten… and patience runs thin.🎄